baraskank:

oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD

(via insurgencymightbetheanswer)

niall-wh0rean:

so part of my spanish test was to listen to sentences the teacher read and write if it was logical or illogical. one of the sentences was “el toca el piano en la piscina” (he plays the piano in the pool) and I put logical and my teacher counted it wrong saying nobody plays the piano in a pool.

I beg to differ.

(via randomfactory)

pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT

FUCK

(via fandomsassemble)